If it is go with the distressed look , I have 1 unit after we sanded we beat the floor with a chain and took a torch and made some burn marks , then stained and put 3 coats of gloss poly , it looks great 

I am thinking of using Calendar, however calendar invite popos up as a reminder on people's mobile, who then tend to quickly turn it off or ignore.

Purchase price: $750,000 Currently operating as a 9 unit mobile home park with single family home

If your nest egg is 60k, I would not get started yet if you are willing to burn half of it and can only make 1k/month between you to add to it.

Then she threatens to burn the place down.

I owned and sold/rented a few mobile homes, and somehow today I came across mods and am now binge searching all day.I'm out in Cali, and out in the inland empire land is cheap. 

I've been burned and clients have been burned which made me learn a hard lesson. 

Even now as a mobile home investor, I still do things locally.

Is there away to obtain subject to on a mobile home?

Because it will, kind of hard to promote yourself as the great "Captain" as the ship under your command burns.....