Instead of getting up on the toilet, turning around to face forward (putting 100% of body weight on one side of the toilet in the process), planting both feet on the seat, standing up, and squatting down (for #2 or #1), which will cause the bolts holding the toilet in place to come loose (our toilets are built to assume weight roughly evenly distributed on the seat).

I think @BOB CRANEY hit the nail on the head  its the area .. my folks i deal with in these areas.. fico is not a criteria.. its do they pay their cell on time.. are they felons.... you have to triage the bad credit or sell the house. 600 up probably does not want to live in that area. 

She drives a 30 year old Camaro with body damage and bought another junker Camaro (worse than the first) via financing for her 16 year old child to drive. 

Once you complete the class they provide your cell number to local titles companies that then offer closings to the next notary on their list.

The kicker to that is he will have to deliver one month's rent to the court within +-3 days and of course he will notAt that point the appeal will be dismissed and you would have to file for the Writ of Possession for the Constable to come out and supervise you and your crew(yes you will need bodies to move out his stuff).  

Asking the seller to find you a tenant probably won't go over well, and if they did, they'd probably put in the first warm body available.

Similarly you need other professionals, just not the same ones (or at the same rate) that syndicators will be paying (because dealing with securities is a specialized body of knowledge)

The other ideas I have is to (1) get cell towers for the building as its taller than the surrounding buildings and has great line-of-site (2) offer signage to either billboard companies for the roof or on the side of the building.If you have experience or information on courting cell companies, billboard companies and what they may add to the property bottom-line, please chime in! 

LLCs (and LLPs) can be problematic entities for Canadians when dealing with the CRA if they are set-up as pass-through entities ... if they are being treated as a body corporate for taxation purposes, there will be less conflict with the Canadian tax authorities.I can't speak for Platinum as I've never worked with them, but I've worked with several others and brought through them.

His work is the type where they put excessive sub-woofers and flat screens all over show vehicles, turn a Suburban into a 2-seater with 9 feet of 47billion watts worth of subs, wrapped in flowing body-colored fiberglass with computer controlled LEDs, and make golf carts thump while they cruise car shows.