In addition, they have had their real estate agent manipulate the MLS listing numerous time since being under contract, which we have record of.

@Ricky Rodriguez  This is an in-depth response, but I have in-depth experience on this, so here goes...I’ve house hacked numerous properties (and also done BRRRR’s, STRs, ADUs, and pretty much every other residential REI strategy), and I can say from experience that house hacking is the BEST strategy for new investors getting started (check out my other forum posts about what makes house hacking such a good strategy).As I’ve said many times before, house hacking is generally easier than the more advanced REI strategies (like BRRRR’ing, STRs, flips, etc.), but that doesn’t mean house hacking is necessarily easy.

I've helped numerous clients successfully purchase condos and houses as cash flowing STRs.

Numerous investors (even very famous ones) were quoted as saying real estate values always go up.

Noteworthy employers include the University of Kentucky, state government agencies, Toyota (Georgetown), the public school system, Amazon, agricultural enterprises, distilleries, and numerous healthcare facilities.

Firstly, I commend you for having this perception at this point in your journey.I would state that at your working age you have considerably more longevity and runway and time for compounding returns. 

See what offers you get and if it's near your asking price.Your perception of "junk" might not be anyone else's perception.

It means that if something is "added back" then it does not reduce the rental-income one reported; hence meaning more is applied as " rental income sources" towards bringing the DSCR numerator up...towards the 1.25x needed for loan approval odds.     

This amenity has attracted numerous buyers investing in million-dollar-plus villas arriving in private jets.

The property is located in the Midwest and me and my business partner have ran the comps, numbers and called numerous property managers, handymen, inspectors and even asked locals on reddit to get a better understanding of the rental calculations and local biases in the area.