Let the lion and your bestie fight it out while you hop calmly into safety. 

They calmly approach the window and get $65.

There are other things to consider too; like fees to the developer, other fees enumerated in your operating agreement, matching (or "make-up" returns), waterfall structures, etc.

If the applicants are in one the HUD protected classes, I think this could invite discrimination accusations unless you have a clear, concise, and written waterfall system that demonstrates your increases are based on any/all applicants criteria.

The front door opened when we checked the unit and ( not kidding ) a waterfall of roaches came falling down.

Winds are calm there, perhaps because property is surrounded by mature trees.

The chemical smell of lacquer and paint was too strong to smell anything else and when that calmed down, still no smoke smell.The light fixtures will cause problems if you don't clean or replace them.

You may find a great deal in that town in the future.You are angry now; give yourself time to calm down, and then have a rational conversation with the person who called you a liar's supervisor.

Or some kind of waterfall structure.  

It also can be uncomfortable during a downpour as you'd have to walk through a waterfall to get in or out of the house. :)