(no affiliation other than as satisfied customer)

Need to quit claim deed in my name, make primary residence, outfit entire house with furniture (15k~).

Assuming you (and perhaps a spouse) are the only members of the LLC you may be able to do a quit claim to your personal name for financing.  

You are not their only customer and a contractor knows you do not get all jobs. 

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We worked out a creative custom financing deal with Providence Bank to acquire 2  x 4 unit buildings by leveraging our equity in another building.

The main aspect that interests me (for the time being) is wholesaling.Yes, I understand that every new person claims they want to do wholesaling because of the supposed lack of monetary investment.

Would the bank claim there is no kitchen?

That lets the person know that they probably won't get it unless you have a unit that no one wants...in which case Section 8 is probably something you should be looking at as a potential customer base. 

Great track record of happy customers.