@Brandon Turner...I was vying for a fat commission check and you went and blew it...I'm tellin' @Joshua Dorkin...

Most brokerages know new agents might do 1 or 2 closings at a fat 50/50 split and then flame out with zero business if they can't generate new contacts beyond their existing sphere.

I know lots of fat rich guys.

when it comes to sales and negotiation,"pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered"!

If they refuse spit in their coffee when they are not watching and take a picture of that green brown yellow loogie floating in their coffee, and when they finished drinking it, ask for their number, then run away and once you are in your car send them a pic (or video even better) of that monster loogie and them drinking and chewing on that fat slimy loogie and then say in the text, if you only had given me their info.

She was a good tenant so I let her slide.  8 mo later she got a great job and her fat tax check and she was caught up in 3 months.The other side of the coin is the mouthy tenant you hate that can't pay cause they spent their rent money going to vegas for his/her birthday even though they don't have a pot to piss in. 

As if the loss of what amounts to a big fat federal subsidy from gov't-controlled Fannie Mae isn't going to be made up for elsewhere.

I've never purchased a house before so bare with me.1) What are the major problems with homes that you've seen that is a big fat "NO" as a rental investment?

Whoops, fat fingered the Post Reply button.

The fat is trimmed for a quarter or so.