Reasonable accommodation may include waiving or varying pet polices and fees to allow an Assistance Animal.

The only reason we are abiding by what this landlord wants us to do is because we have no written lease tying us to this place at all which would mean he can get the police involved and just negate the entire legal process from what my understanding of this situation has come to.

You don't want to contaminate it in any way because the police need to verify whether foul play was involved.Call 9-1-1 and report the incident.

If they block access, contact the police non-emergency line and ask that an officer come out.

I am a police officer here and currently am assigned as a detective.

You can also contact the police department for areas they have seen lessened crime in.

Lowers the water bill and they kind of police each other for not wasting water.

They only let a certain number of people in the house, and if the police come the security guards let them know they have everything under control. 

Bankers topped lawyers, but not teachers, the highest held in greatest esteem were doctors and police officers....oh my!   

Trust me.Start with something more entry-level like a Boxster or maybe try your luck at a police auction.