What hourly rate are you offering?

It seems the post was meant as a joke, The real joke, Bob, is how many people have contacted me directly with offers to invest this money with them.

@Nick Maugeri no bank will offer a LOC on the properties (even with very attractive LTV) bc they don’t want 2nd position.

The listing agent told us that if insurance offers them enough money they will leave the house as is, instead of repairing the damage. 

Was the “lowball” offer high enough that you could find another buyer?

Are there any banks offering a HELOC on rental units?

I'm leaning towards traditional lending withh the new home builder because they're offering 5.5-5.99% interest rate. 

Every system you try will have flaws, or you may salivate over a feature that appears in other software.Some familiar names are mentioned frequently: Stessa, Apartments.com, RentRedi, TenantCloud, Innago, RentManager, Avail, Rentec Direct, Doorloop, etc.I recommend conducting thorough research on each app online to understand their offerings, pricing, etc.

They are currently in stage 3 of the development and are offering 10k incentives Builder and 2% Seller(towards buying down the interest or closing cost), home comes with warranty and appliances. 

Just got word yesterday that the seller accepted my offer on a 4plex!