unbelievable. 

I have to agree interest rates are unbelievably low.

So do you know how it works in Canada and if its possible/ how to do it, this sadly ruins my unbelievably good plan of a 250%-400% NET return/equity and no taxes paid on any of it, and all in only 6-12 months which is SUPER conservative.

Great neighborhood in the city of Detroit that has amazing properties with unbelievable architecture and character.

Is this an unbelievably good deal?

Its unbelievable. 

The deal at those times was unbelievable I actually did not want the vacant lot so short story the seller gave it to me NO JOKE!

The HCOL here is unbelievable so I will definitely be doing more research to find a better deal here.

As you can see though the cash flow is a tiny percentage of the Total ROI, and the rest of the "income sources" are quite literally unbelievable amounts, yet i'm putting down conservative numbers to get those unbelievable ROIs so I don't know how this isn't a true 45%-100% ROI.

Or moving your annual bud light sponsored event, "the boulder push and roll race" to a non-residential venue.Even if you had no property insurance and all of the previous unbelievably unlikely dice rolls yahtzee-ed in the tenant's favor, the tenant's health insurance company would tee up one of their most "aspergery" actuarial accountants and a couple P.I.s to evaluate your potential net worth, its potential liquidity, the type of injury the tenant sustained, the tenants medical expenses, and how likely they would be to win the suit should you pull the "i want jury" card.