I am thirty-nine years old, married going on six years, and my wife and I have a 14-month-old.

Quote from @Luke Pearson: About a half acre in lot size.

For instance, and in brief only using one concept (not meant to be the full list of criteria), a rural property has a population restrictions and proximity to Metropolitan Service Areas ("MSA" - think big city area) as some restrictions.

So, unless all lease singers file for bankruptcy, they can’t stay for three to five months without paying rent, right?

The family has three kids, could you imagine taking all that to a laundromat!

For instance, you can open a solo 401k retirement plan and make contributions as an employer and employee.

They respond quickly, and appear to listen to your concerns.

He needed to close in three weeks and didn’t want to deal with showings, contingencies, or the back-and-forth of working with a realtor.At first, we even suggested he list with an agent since he’d likely make more money.

I use Avail software and it will list your property on 10+ websites. 

I can think of one instance where this was applied.