But while we are all in this state, Jill and Robert Berg are on a cruise, enjoying their lives to the fullest or at the casino, gambling.

Stick with your mutual fund and high return ETF's rather than gambling on stocks.

While this is possible, it borders on creepy.

As far as attorneys, I recommend you speak with Harry Borders (Borders and Borders), Brad Lammi (Henry Schildnecht Law), or Michelle Rawn (Rawn Law Office).  

If you are not up to gambling with the property then you should not be  a landlord.

Following the above advice from north of the border will likely end with a Fair Housing action against you.For your own sake, you should familiarize yourself with the Fair Housing Act and the reasonable accommodation requirement of same.You should also familiarize yourself with the adverse action notice requirements of the Equal Credit Opportunity Act and the Fair Credit Reporting Act.

I'm just below the border west of Six Flags.You definitely need someone qualified, does not have to be a CPA, could be an Enrolled Agent or an attorney.

My neighborhood, Normal Station, is located between the University of Memphis main campus, and the University's South Campus (border is highland to the west, southern to the north, goodlett to the east and park to the south).

For some perspective, I live about an hour from the border of Delaware. 

If you leverage to the gills then you are only pretending to understand real estate or otherwise are gambling.