I have had a water heater fail (or need parts repaired) in every property I have owned.  Seems like by now, we should have the ability to produce a water heater that can simply work without issue for 20 years. These t...

You can access the BBA website http://birminghambusinessalliance.com/ I hope I am okay to post that web address on here.

Investors and humans in general for that matter are unreliable 

They are a hassle, unreliable, and slow.

They aren't that secure (anyone with a crowbar could access a locked one), so I think next time I'll stick an outdoor web camera facing them. 

@Suzy CrawfordWelcome to BiggerPockets the site I consider to be Best Real Estate on the web.

We tried to look at Satellite internet but it just seemed like such a hassle and doesn't get good reviews.Our current setup isn't fast internet by any means but you can browse the web, etc. 

The internet and TV commercials with a phone are really bad ways to obtain financing.I can see ways to avoid the origination of loans, where an application might be made on a site but not being available to some organization, being picked out by a lender directly, it might be picked up by several lenders, the key is that the organization's web site skirts direct solicitations and collecting applications.

(First) page impressions and click through rates are extremely valuable information in my experience with other forms of web marketing, so that's why I'm looking to get a baseline on these metrics from other hosts with more time on these platforms.

LPs should not just pick the highest return they see advertised on the web or elsewhere – LPs should ensure the team is qualified in acquiring and managing the deal at hand, and delivering on projections.