Sort through them and find a few that can actually put together a sentence and eager to work.

Does that sentence even make sense?

Note that I have typically found that more expensive attorneys cost less. 30 minutes of time from a $500/hr attorney that knows the business cold is a lot cheaper than 5 hours from a $250/hr attorney that has to research everything because they don't know anything.While I would consult an attorney, I do like @Shaun Reilly 's suggested three sentence reply, and I would limit my response to that.

You just taught me more in a few sentences than I have learned in a week.

@Joe Villeneuve What do you mean by this sentence below? 

@Nate Hayes, try googling a unique sentence from the lease to see if the lawyer pulled it from an online source.

Sometimes a single sentence was worth the $20 I paid for the book. 

Your first sentence concerns me but maybe I’m not understanding.

That's a really long sentence basically saying, volunteer your time to a full time investor. 

I'm sure you're great at what you do, Casey, but taking one sentence out of my post and calling me a liar here when your entire industry says buyers agents are free to the buyer is a joke.