My wife and I have five children and we have no idea (grace?)

I'm happily married, have three lovely little children, and two big mastiffs.

Invisible FurnitureCarrying on from the above; the less your furniture invades on your space, the more room you’ll have and will appear you have.

They just want a roof over their heads, peace in their house, their kids to finish school, and eventually Section 8 subsidized housing to fade away in, and they're more than willing to pay a landlord regularly to just be able to see the milestones pass in their children's lives.So let me ask it again: can you try to flip this problem on its head?

Lets say they loose their belongings (furniture, clothing, electronics, kitchen wares, etc.) there would be coverage for them to be made whole.Good job requiring your tenants to have renter's insurance - it's as beneficial to them as it is to you as the investor! 

I am the second youngest of seven children and the age differance between #1 an #5 is seven years, then 6 years later came myself and 4 years after that my little sister was born.

It takes a buttload of time, effort, and money to clean that up, and it doesn't just go away after a couple weeks - somebody has to scrub that crap off the walls, floors, cabinets, vents, curtains, furniture, clothes - literally EVERYTHING. 

It isn't true for children born with terminal cancer, it isn't for children of abuse, it isn't for victims of war.

Just because you think there are too many people (in this case children) living there, doesn't mean that removing/evicting them is legal.

Carpet on stairs get worn quickly, more wear and tear of moving furniture ect up and down the stairs.  3.