1-3-2-4,Let me try and tackle your questions with precise and hopefully uncomplicated answers.1) Your Realtor has told you that the property in question will not be acceptable to lenders under a conventional mortgage program.Simple answer = true.

Instead they are being equipped with what is call an Express Card slot.

This isn't 100% true but mostly accurate.

I have bought lawnmowers, build sheds, supplied clippers, bags, and everything you can imagine including HD gift cards to get necessary items, and NO tenant has EVER lifted a finger.

In my experience and in my market, an appraisal has very little to do with true market value.

Assuming you don't go up in total amount borrowed (or total loan length) from house to house, and assuming you are making a true profit each time, and assuming you apply that profit to the mortgage, then yes, you will pay off your house more quickly.For this to work, though, the profit needs to be from your improvements (repairs) and not appreciation.

If it's too good to be true...Not to say these types of deals can't be found but I'd double your DD efforts.

This is especially true with kitchen islands since they are not attached to walls at all.

Is that true?

I have read a lot of info on the internet about how to make a good postcard, would anyone like to reveal any key catch phrases to put in bold on a post card or mailer, or have any sites that I could visit with psychological phrases that convince people to call my 1-800 number?