I say sham because of the nature of calling the purchase agreement a lease.

You have saved me good money.BP rocks!

Makes you a rock star when mining data in a spreadsheet.

Don't hold your breath, I've seen legal descriptions using landmarks; to the center of a large oak tree, to the edge of the rock outcropping, to the double fence post back to the beginning (leaving out distances in links and chains).

That depends on the nature of the correspondence. 

Trim the trees, add deco rock where needed and dont spend too much money.Your money is better spent properly maintaining your house and keeping it clean

Tenants pay for electric and natural gas. 

Wow, that is something of a very serious nature and must be dealt with promptly.

The nature of the beast is realize that there will be dry streaks and also realizing there will be times when you're on fire.

This is something to consider for your overall investment philosophy about targeting long-term terminal cash flows that are attributable to forced or natural appreciation.