I don't know what city you live in, but if your local police department has any type of crime free multi-housing ordinance it's not uncommon for the department to offer (or mandate) training for current owners of rental properties. 

Police State!

If he/she is so certain there are criminal charges ask to file a motion pro bono against the police dept.

The home is not in an affluent area, it has had some break ins reported in the neighborhood and there are police patrolling the neighborhood at night. 2) If I cannot sell the home and make a decent return on the transaction I think I may just hold it and try to rent it through section 8.

He is the Commandant of the Academy, LOL.The Allodial system in the US is still subject to police powers by government.

Ignoring her, as we tried a few times, didn't work out well as she then took to calling the Fire Dept and Police Dept to the house to respond to her non-emergencies...the good Uniformed men & women of our town weren't pleased and strongly suggested that I get her under control.In any event, I'll be watching for this OCD RED FLAG in future screenings.Rick

After he was arrested for breaking into my house and hitting me with a flashlight, he went to prison and she moved on the son moved back in with friends and the next thing the police were breaking into the house because of the drugs being sold out of the house.My point is the landlord never did rental agreements after the first one and just collected from whoever would give it to him.

Would you contact the police? 

He argued that “I must not know my correct address.”Ended up at the police dept.

If the car is too old and the towing company doesn't want it, maybe it could roll accidentally onto the street and stay at the curb, until someone calls the police, they ticket it and then tow it.