In 12 months I'll be into the property for $0 making infinite returns.  

Our COC return is infinite! 

Once a loan is applied, then the ROI is infinite. 

Giving you a profit of $78,750.Ratios such as ROI work when you can select between infinite, or at least many, competing investments over the long run.

Having a high value liability policy is infinitely easier than multiple LLCs.

Once they were out and I was awake, turn it into a toxic post apocalyptic wasteland for bedbugs in the bedroom.If it is a vacant unit, it will actually be more challenging because they can live for up to a year without feeding, and homes/units have an infinite number of nooks and crannies.

This talk of 'infinite returns!'

I have properties that I purchased with no cash investment on my part, so technically their cash on cash return is infinite.

Plus you make infinitly more contacts as an agent than you will as a wholesaler.. you have a buyers list but buyers just want smoking deals.. home buyers pay retail... much easier. 

I am going to turn the service off now that the house has been rented, and then turn it on again when I buy a new rental.Funny story, I was irate with their customer service because I transposed the last two numbers of their phone number when trying to call and cancel the service, and the other number is an infinite loop of paid advertisements.