Hey BP,I have been a member to BP for a few weeks, but had a baby and put off introducing myself.

If they truly are having a not-for profit get together (like a baby shower) guests will be invited via private means. 

Baby investor here!

Honestly, it seemed like the emperor - no matter how many best-selling books and seminars he's done - had no clothes.  

They see a 40-year-old woman driving a Lexus and wearing nice clothes and assume she must be rich.

Next thing you know, it's time to renew their license but money is tight because they just bought a new truck, had another baby, took a trip to Cabo . . . fill in the blank.I don't see it as a chicken-or-egg question.

Just keep your clothes on while you are in the back yard and the neighbors shouldnt complain 

Finally after giving names and ids (they didn’t get arrested because of that silly receipt they had) down comes the baby boy about 4 years old woken up from his sleep on my carpet with Sleepy eyes looking all confused and my heart broke.

I suggested she put on some clothes, to which she responded "That's bullsh*t!"

Brush, roller and drop clothes I guessJeez you gotta chill