I realize this was a completely stupid mistake on my end.

@Caleb Brown we are realizing the cash flow would not be the primary reason to house hack in this market.

Sadly, the park does not allow renting so I would have to sell the trailer if I choose the house-hack route.I realize these aren't the only 2 options so I am open to suggestions and would love to hear others' opinions.

Didn't realize that the microhood was a vent hood, but unfortunately, it's recirculating until I and my saw come back over Christmas. lol.Other culprit is probably going to be a bag of potatoes or onions stuffed in the back of a cabinet.

You can search online for companies in your area that lend that way.But I'm guessing if you talked to the people around you, showed them what real estate investing can do, and offered a good enough return, you could pool money from multiple family and friend sources to make it happen.Most people aren't sitting on tens of thousands of dollars, but most people have 401ks or IRAs and if they trust you, and you are trustworthy, you can teach them how to pull loans on their retirement accounts that don't penalize them, and give you access to more money than you realize you had access to.Probably start there.

Assuming my performance at work remains consistent I should be realizing about $70,000 in stocks every year.

I did not realize it would make much difference creating another business LLC since they will both run independent of each other but I see the reason for your cautioning. 

@Michael Balaska I just realized what I wrote for Joe below was meant for you!

Then, realize that "back" means back one step, not back to the beginning!

Make them realize this is actually in their favor, it creates one less thing for them to worry about each month.