Unfortunately, I didn't have an outlet like this to post on or the courage to say what you said.

East Rockville MD, Burgundy Estates, Fairfax Va, Derwood MD, Flower Valley, MD.

Is that something I get at home depot or do I need to find an outlet that serves the super villain demographic?

A lot of the repairs were very minor (ex. one ungrounded outlet) and it delayed the lease for another week or two. 

This included things like installing transition pieces in the doorway between laminate and wood flooring "because the change in surface texture was a tripping hazard", replacing a concrete slab in the drive (Which the tenants do not use) because there were cracks, scraping and repainting minor cracked/peeling paint in the halls "because it was a health hazard", installing GFI outlets which the other landlord had never been cited for, and a number of other things that clearly had not just developed since the previous inspection.

Additional fee for converting stain grade trim to white 800 Paint all interior of home which includes all ceilings, trim, doors, walls 3145 Install doorstops throughout home 36 Replace lightbulbs as needed 60 replace outlet covers as needed 60 clear all drains to flow properly 40 Final Clean 300 Fee for trash out of rehab process 100 Go throughout home and vacuum and clean out debris, bugs, trash on window seal trap between storm window and house window 100 Two Cars to be Towed TBD Dumpter Cost Funded Separately Initial Yard Cut Funded Separately Kitchen Heavy Degrease interior and exterior of cabinets 50 replace damaged face and missing face on two drawers 140 rebuild base floors in 3 cabinet bases 105 oil prime, sand, prep and paint interior and exterior of all cabinets 700 Line all cabinet base floors and wall cabinet floors with stick down vinyl after repaint 100 Cut swelled bottom of countertops due to water damage 15 kitchen has one window with one blind 35 replace flooring in kitchen 320 Install new electric stove, new vent hood, new fridge 1825 Dining Room hardwood floors are extremely dirty and greasy.

The outlets from each living room may be wired together.

Crawl thru and hide in electrical outlets, under the outlet plates and in just about any electronic device known to man, not just furniture, and clothing.Usually hard for landlord to defend in court why your not treating for pests.

In this order.Curb appeal, fresh paint, clean, well trimmed landscaping, but, try to avoid spending a ton on plants and flowers, etc.Wood(faux) floors(laminate or engineeered) less than $2 per sq for flooring and will be about and extra $2 per sq to install.

Smoke detectors have to be interconnected and where they need to be placed, are any extension cords being used improperly, are the outlets all working properly.