Maybe the board-up contractor's son is dating the mayor's daughter, maybe the contractor just has cell phone video of the mayor having a good old time down in Juarez with two midgets and an especially hairy donkey.It's adding insult to injury.

That said, I use my personal cell with all of my tenants, but a) I could care less if they cuss me out (none ever do) and b) I have pretty much only B properties with B tenants (maybe a couple are C+). 

-Todd [cell]

If he is guilty hopefully they throw him the cell with bubba and toss the away the key.

Or is it a medical debt from a few years ago when their child got sick with cancer that they just haven't been able to keep up with and therefore has dragged down their credit?

He also works out of cell service ( in Montana ) for a large local employer, so it's hard to get him to sign the documents.

Ok....here's the full fledged list of preparations:First be sure to wear one of those white lab suits with hood and footsies just to make sure you don't shed any dna containing cells.

@David Ivy Yep that's true David, in the formula for that cell I took the ending hypothetical value of the home after 30 years with the assumed house price appreciation, then multiplied it by the 6% percent realtor fees and subtracted it along with the capital gains deduction and original value of house, then multiplied the result by 15% to determine capital gains tax.

This way your cell phone bill, credit card bill, cable bill, etc are all due on the 28th (changing the due date is different than simply deciding to pay the bill on the 28)   Then you would instead put that initial 5k directly towards paying your mortgage so that you have $0 in the bank. 

If there is no lath-n-plaster wind screen in the wall cavities, the cheapest way to insulate would be to blow in packed cellulose or (a little more expensive) closed cell foam.