Screamed like a girl scout as I pictured my wife beating me to death with the paint can.

I've been a periodic visitor over the years and decided it's finally time to introduce myself.I'm currently a senior in college in the DC area, and I'll be starting work in NYC this summer (assuming I graduate...).

Visitors to the museum don't stay in town to hang out with the local hill billy population and sprinkle their tourist dollars on the local businesses.

landlord started SCREAMING at the tenant. !??

If its a screaming one in an area I am familiar with, i dont need to see the pics and can let you know in a minute or two.

The most amount of my visitors to my site go to my blog- Facebook: I am on here quite a bit, post 1-2 times a day, and actually interact with my audience.

If you mean protection for general liability (tenants, visitors, slip & falls), just grab an umbrella policy (~250/yr for 1mil covering ~5 properties, about 100 for each increment mils), simplest thing you can do and beats the couple thousand in fees a professional will charge you.If you want or need to do tax sheltering strategies or optimize estate distributions etc, then definitely go for a qualified accountant or attorney.

On Leases, list all Tenants (18 and older) and Occupants (younger).Include a section about visitors and how long they can stay.I'm not sure about your state, but in MD, one of the hardest ways to evict someone is by Breach of Lease.

That last comment that the realtor made just screamed "we're looking for a sucker!"

Your statement: "I don't rent to lawyers or bailbondsmen." made me scream with laughter...it was a bright spot in an otherwise stress-filled day.