I can sweep floors, pickup sticks, create an automatically updating budget, etc. 

@Bryan Creed A lot of the things on this list could have been tested and verified as functional during a quick sweep of the home before the tenant moved in.

All granite block construction, direct ocean front with sweeping views of Buzzard's Bay and the Elizabeth Islands, roof decks, 18 hole golf course, tennis courts, playground, heated in-ground pool, private beach, clubhouse, guarded gate, with heat included. 

I thought the hard flooring was finished and the walls were painted so the odor would go away with normal sweeping, vacuuming and mopping.

Your mortgage consultant can help - but some have been known to sweep certain things under the rug to get the deal closed.

Usually it is a tenant that gets a bit of a discount and can be assigned the title, along with other basic menial tasks(meeting inspectors, reporting issues to you, sweeping up messes, etc,), so when and if the city comes a knocking, you have someone there with that title.Also, good for someone to know about the hot water heater, electrical panels, gas shut off valve, water shut off valve, etc.To your broader question of "needing one?"

Sam, The standard residential lease for NC states the following,"If the Tenant fails to sweep out and clean the Premises, appliances and fixtures as herein provided, Tenant shall become liable, without notice or demand, to the Landlord for the actual costs of cleaning (over and above ordinary wear and tear), which may be deducted from the Security Deposit"So far, we have not added anything else regarding post occupancy cleaning paid for by tenants.

Large funds that are sweeping markets across the nation, buying investment real estate by the thousands. 

We had solid LIDAR elevation data when the previous maps were issued in 2003, so it's unlikely there will be sweeping changes to the actual flood zones. 

Some chimney sweeps also offer chimney inspection and repair.