We own a lot of houses and duplex/quads here in LA County and get tons of these letters (that I used to throw out, but am now keeping as examples) Has your rate gone up with any subsequent mailings or have you given up?

now if I was an enterprising young sole practioning attorney I would offer this service.. 

For example if a number of them live in a house, and subsequently purchased another house to live in, then could not sell the house.

You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise.”The Mexican fisherman asked, “But, how long will this all take?”