There was a woman that dug in my garbage for aluminum cans, and she would rinse out the cans with my water, and she didnt bother turning the valve off when she was done....and my tenants with kids would fill up water balloons and all kinds of other non sense...

Cute little town that has become trendy.

that's a cute story... how did you 1031 a flip ? 

The best was a woman who had been in a car crash, had a back injury, was being kicked out (illegally of course) by her current landlord and the insurance company,  had a new baby,   was being unfairly harrassed by some govt agency  (forget which one) and whose adult son needed to stay with her but he couldn't be available to meet for viewing the apartment or signing the lease,  amongst a bunch of other things I don't really remember.   

A NON-investor friendly agent (or an agent looking to make a quick commission) would have said "yes, this house is SO CUTE!

I've had a couple strange inquiries come through AirBNB recently.One was from a woman who wanted to rent my place for 3+ months, only paying one month at a time, and requested that I block off future months so that no one else could book my rental.Another was from a gentleman who identified himself as a traveling medical professional and wanted to book my rental outside of AirBNB, then reveals how he's cash-strapped because of a family matter, yada yada...I declined both.

I know many people have certain opinions of trailer parks, however, there are a couple in my area that are really just cute.

I think it's probably just less intimidating for a homeowner to call a woman back than a man.3.

I am an educated (Pepperdine University), 46 year old woman who wants to live a quiet life in an area where her neighbors are at her peer level.

Yes, it is clear that one must intend to be an owner occupant and I would not play any cute games with that.