Just met with my lawyer who previously served for me a Notice to Quit which succeeded without further ado last year and those tenants vacated.Surprisingly, he seemed to recommend this time around I not retain him (sin...

Could be a professional tenant and/or a tenant who will run to get representation from legal aid.If they don't accept your offer by the end of today, will you file for unlawful detainer with the court tomorrow (Friday)?

Any person who violates this paragraph commits a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083, or, if a corporation, as provided in s. 775.083.That part of the statute states brokering without a license is a 3rd degree felony. 

If a hearing is set for an unlawful detainer action (eviction), a witness is usually needed to answer questions about the broken lease, attempts at service, etc.

In its response, UDF said that a hedge fund had built “a significant short position” of more than 4 million shares of its publicly traded REIT, and that it believed the fund was “trying to unlawfully profit by manipulating and depressing the price” of the shares—but it did not name the fund.Shorting 4 million shares of one company held by a hedge fund the size of Hayman Capital is a bit different than, "Shorting Real Estate".

No unlawful activities.9. 

Mom and Pop shops destroyed, (by protest/looters not practicing social distancing) landlords being stripped of their constitutional right to due process and unlawful taking our property (rents and security).  

I am SOOOOOO HOPING you have something in place for "unlawful/unapproved" pet residency in place in your rental contract.

Well, fine, then shut them down but I feel it's wrong to punish everyone by passing a blanket ordinance like this. 

I never understood why we reward debt by writing it off, and punish savings by taxing the interest.