@Ani KapCut the lip off and throw 3 or 4 bags of quickrete down.

You can have kitchen wrapped in plastic. 

Pollution dropped, outside litter reduces, plastic bag reduction etc.

Best chances, sell drugs, or plastic surgery and find a good sugardaddy/sugarmommy.

Run out to Bed Bath & Beyond and get a bathroom trash can that a plastic liner fits in with a nice fitting lid.

We had a tenant who had snuck one in and she got busted when the owner (who did his own maintenance) was tossing out the garbage over the weekend (no pickup on weekends and he'd throw the garbage bags into the back of his truck to haul to a different property with a dumpster he owned) and he caught the odor and opened up a bag to find rabbit cage sawdust and droppings - and a receipt with the tenant's name on it.She chose to leave, and it took a while to get the smell out of there. 

And he went through every bag with his bare hands, looking for recyclables.  

I will use an iron and brown bags to melt and soak it it up  (fingers crossed).  

I put in a row of evergreens and then put down plastic and covered it with stones.

We often set up a large trash can and provide trash bags, so tenants can easily get rid of trash.