Be prepared for the onslaught of guests who get lost, can't figure out how to make the internet work, forget the code to the house, lock themselves out, can't use the TV remote, clog up the toilet, etc.

You should see the disgusting ads on TV that the Canadian Real Estate Association puts out.

I used to have a daybed, radio, portable TV, card table and chairs and a "go kit" of kitchen junk.

I've been a BP forum lurker for a couple of months now, but I decided to knock on the door & see what awaits me.I work in the TV production industry down in South Florida, covering all the major pro & college teams.

They remind me of the tv evangelist, "Want you help God by sending Him your donation?

I'm just tired of discussing the last award shows, reality TV or the funniest new skit circulating social media.

@Troy Smith  1 - In the tv show I Love Lucy, Fred and Ethel are the best friends of Ricky and Lucy and they happen to own the apt building that they all live in together.

It's not a whole lot, but I can thank the local attorney who advertises on TV for getting the best he could.For years and years I have studied real estate but never had any spare cash to do so.

I have also read many of the books recommended by the guests; I am receiving an amazing education fueled by my enthusiasm for taking on a new career path.Over the last 30 plus years I have been in the media production business: radio, TV, corporate video production and corporate A/V.

Map of the town on the fridge, with a personal list of the "Good" and the "Bad".Cable tv channel guide.Little sample bottles of cologne in the bathroom.Charcoal and lighter fluid if there is a charcoal grill.Propane for a gas grill.A rick of firewood for the fire ring outside.Tony Chachere's Louisianna Seasoning (I rent to a lot of Cajuns and Texans).Pictures, paintings, calendars or other forms of artwork with naked women.  99% of my renters are refinery contractors.