No dishwasher, because in 1950, washing dishes was (fasten your seat belt) woman's work! 

When I show the property to potential tenants I'm extremely clear that I expect to be paid on the 1st, that they are not to leave dishes out, and that they need to be quiet and respectful of everyone else at night.

I do not really know anybody that can dish out large sums of money like that. 

Seller to cancel service and have all dishes and wires removed within 30 days of the end of the last lease.

Trash bags, dishwasher pellets, kleenex, vacuum cleaners, dish soap, paper towels, etc. 

Plumber goes out and finds the sink full of dishes, but no leak.

I think you're right that the "seasoning" is the secret ingredient in this dish. 

His contract with them states that if they do not vacuum and clean their private room, then he will hire a housekeeper to clean it and she will be given a key to their room and their rent will be increased, and he lists that their private room would be vacuumed/swept, trash removed, no community dishes kept there, etc.  

We don't have any kind of dish or cable service at our vacation home but to provide TCL Roku powered TV's for everyone to stream their favorite shows from their streaming services.

@Joseph Barnes ,Something you'll need understand about being a landlord versus being a short term rental host is that as a STR host you're crossing over into another industry: hospitality, on top of being a property owner.A short term rental is expected to be fully furnished as well as fully stocked with a coffee brewer, pots, pans, utensils, dishes, cups / glasses, flatware, towels, soap / shampoo, other bath items, bed linens, ... even some basic food items like breakfast cereals, canned items, etc.