Just as you are on your statement about all of their products being cheap and made in China.Not sure what your issue is with the company, or a certain person that irritated you or whatever, but spreading lies and misinformation doesn’t support your case as “fact”, no matter how you want to spin it or place it in a semi-humorous pop culture context.

The only metric useful to compare investments is IRR. It

I would get irritated with people not following through on appointments.

Don't ramble, it irritates the judge to no end. 

While I get irritated at the ones who let their pets on the bed, again as I allow pets in most of my places it is part of the cost of doing business.I have been doing STRs for only 6 years, and have been very blessed to have the vast majority of my guests be excellent, and to be honest my rentals are not very fancy, they are usually small, old, cute, and extremely clean. 

Fix what is appropriate and say no to what is not. i have had a tenant like this .... can become very irritating.

The seller was extremely difficult to the point where my realtor, who was also representing her, was getting irritated with her.

She then became irritated with me (she even rudely said “first of all I don’t even know your name.”

Nothing irritates me more than when people throw out all the reasons why THEY would never sell a property for 50% of ARV or less.

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