Work at saving money rather than spinning your wheels trying to do th enearly imposible.

Don't reinvent the wheel, there is plenty you can do from just seeing how others do it!

Since it's a 'jointly and severally ' type lease, let the other tenants know that they will have to pay for the 5th wheel before move in. 

That way you can learn the trade from someone who understands it (without having to re-invent the wheel), while at the same time leaving your own finances out of it.

Thats correct it wont have wheels , but its approx the same width  and length .  

Max rent could be $1325.House was briefly listed in January, but pulled after they received a foundation bid stating entire house is off, max of 5 inches and would require 26 total piers costing $8500, not including fixing the cracks and probably plumbing that would more than likely break..  

also need to get you out here on the West coast were the trout are measured in pounds not inch's  :)  

Half inch plywood.It's nearly reasonable to assume that if the sliding glass door is broken, the entire frame is coming out.

The deal seems to be working, but I’m not learning as much and the returns don’t look like they’ll get me out of the hamster wheel.  

I just start inching it back up with each new lease, where I need it to be.