@Geoffery Hewlett Jr, if you're hoping to wholesale this deal for your cut of $10k, then I think you're barking up the wrong tree.ie. 

They are barking up the wrong tree as I am simply a messenger at this point in the transaction.

All day while woking from home it's barking, wheezing and crying bitterly.

I barked up this tree a while back and learned that you could use a renovation loan (FHA 203k) to relocate the home, the sticker is going to be that you need a place to put it.

Hi Linda,There are no "Pit Cats" only "Pet Cats.I think cats make way better tenants than dogs.No barking all day while the master is at work, no filling the backyard with waste, less likely to consume neighborhood children which leads to a lawsuit--unless it's a Tiger.You might want to talk to your insurance person about large breed restriction on dogs, and add a lease clause no puppies nor "any dog that management finds undesirable". 

To deviate from that, basically you'd be barking up the non-qm or hard money tree where higher rates and fees are to be found.

That sound you hear in the background is a dog...barking.

No barking dog complaints. 

Looking to VRBO to somehow indemnify you is barking up the wrong tree.  

If there are negatives about the property, be honest about it up front when showing (no parking, noisy neighbors next door, barking dog, low water pressure, etc.), don't waste yours and the prospects time glossing over something that ends up causing them not to sign, or worse, makes them unhappy shortly after they do move in, and now your are stuck with them for a long time.