@Dan Robinson one creative idea might be to play "musical chairs" with the units and tenants.

Chair rail in dining room.

There are for or five steps going down into the basement with a motorized chair lift thingy, so it should be ADA compliant. 

You're an analyst, let the number speak for you.Always offer to get coffee for someone but always make terrible coffee. you want to be known as consider it but you don't want to be known as the person who makes the coffee.And finally, under no circumstances are you ever to lean back in your office chair and put your feet on your desk.

What are other barbers / hairstylists paying in chair rent/shop rent?  

Don't want to set anything up as an arm chair attorney.

You might get free prune juice and use of his craftmatic chair when he’s napping

Sneaky child stole a blue pen from my purse and drew on not one but three white leather chairs.

Besides being not very energy efficient, plexiglass is very impact resistant meaning, in a fire you/the fire department would need to literally knock the window out of the frame to get out/in VS breaking the glass out with a tool/chair.  

Personally, I think it's some Titanic deck chair remodeling.