Maybe it is because of where I live, how I was raised or who I interact with or a combination, but I will continue to open doors for the ladies.Note: This comes from a guy who uses a razor from the 1960s, listens to Jazz, serves in the military, drinks Manhattans and eats home cooked meals most nights…I guess I am just old school.

The college isn't all that close, and it's hard to find non-smokers with steady income in this area who wish to have roommates.

I don't like when people cook with too much grease.

@Kevin Cook thank you!

Tenant agrees to clean and dust the dwelling unit on a regular basis and to remove visible moisture accumulation on windows, window sills, walls, floors, ceilings and other surfaces as soon as reasonably possible.Tenant agrees to use the exhaust fans provided above the stove and in the bathroom when moisture is created by cooking or bathing and when moisture is still present in the room.It is advisable to keep fans on for at least 30 minutes after an activity that produces a significant amount of moisture, such as after taking a shower.Tenant agrees not to block or cover any heating, ventilation or air-conditioning ducts.

@Ethan Cooke agree!

Interests are canoeing, fishing, cooking & distance running.

Misrepresenting or using fraudulent cooked up documents to induce a contract is a serious prosecutable offense and definitely basis for voiding a contract at the very least. 

A couple questions come up though: I heard that Cook County is not landlord friendly,  and dealing with a rental later on might be a pain.  

Northern Ocean Co. OK