Write a targeted massage that addresses the problem of each group and how you can solve it.

Here’s my share of crazy applicants “He Mr landlord let me grow weed in the attic we can share the profits ““ my wife gives massages... can we work out the security deposit ““I don’t have much money now BUT I have sued my current landlord so can I pay you rent once I get my settlement “ SMH!!

Walk in bathtubs AZ has water and air jets which provide proper massage and reduce stress.

My current partner has a Swedish passport but isn't Swedish and speaks several languages.

This property is about a block from Seattle U and Swedish hospital.  

At the same time, I really like @Brent Coombs statement... walking away is fine if it doesn't work.You shouldn't massage your numbers to make a deal that doesn't exist.If you are comfortable that $135K in repairs is what it is going to take, then use that number!

Need to set up another massage with you bro haha.

Owner finance deals can work if you are paying market or below sometimes and massaging the financing some with seller terms.All cash usually you get a good discount or higher cap rate. 

You can't trust a guy who needs his ego massaged.

Let me know if there is work for a massage therapist down there :) (That's what I do right now and would love to get away from the cold this winter!)