In addition, I remain with € 300 uncompensated TV repair costs, because during assembly of the defective stove AND defective oven about 5x the fuse popped out, whereupon the TV mainboard was fried.

., they flippped my entire furniture throw away my expensive items in patio, pulled all cables wires water everywhere laptops other media tv stand destroyed...filthy water in our closets cloths soaking wet....kitchen groceries ruined, family of 5...its terrible .....how can i file law suit.....?

Don't have a TV in the house.Don't really get excited...

Examples such as the VCR machine, 8 Track tapes, polyester Leisure Suits ( Hmmm...that was random), to name a few.

Watch reality tv, eat a bunch of times mixed in, go to sleep

so basically just do as he did. file his notice and get his 3 day notice to him and after that 30 days the guy has to be gone or he can put all his stuff outside (basically a sleeping bag, some clothes and his tv. )

Walk like you’re one of those big honking TV studio camera operators: slow, steady, and intentional and the rest will fall into place. 

Even if he closes on April 1 is he planning to move everything in one day or have more time for a "leisurely" move?

And taking on the responsibility of the grass and yard work because it is at my leisure, and hopefully wont be too time consuming. 

It was like the TV show American Pickers , they were bundling , " 5 houses for $25,000 ' .