Some HD vinyl windows really are pure junk. 

For someone that is purely a passive investor looking to make as much money as possible, I agree that real estate is not the best place right now.  

MFDUs in high-demand areas like Asheville might be limited, but it’s worth keeping an eye out for smaller duplexes or triplexes that align with your budget.If neither works, continuing to rent while buying a pure investment property in a more affordable nearby market could make sense.

As a pitbull aficionado, he'll likely see this third eviction as proof of the pure, unfettered love he has for his beloved dogs.

Whatever money they make off of securitization from the borrowers note is pure profit.

This analysis is purely for educational purposes and is for a course capstone project.Any thoughts/feedback would be super helpful.

Since you've stayed there and the lot is open, I see the lure, but any time I see something like this - "This is a pure emotional type of investment and I want to honor it."

Should we pivot to focus on purely investment properties like turnkeys or multifamily instead?

This is where we will go back to your primary goal (Owning a cool property that you use sometimes vs. a pure investment property). 

From a pure "numbers" standpoint, you're correct.