Probably false security, but I feel better knowing carbon monoxide or radon can't be as easily trapped in the houseHow much is the rent?

It's interesting there are all these laws against false advertising, but it's still a partial bluff.  

A college degree is absurd enough, but it is a prereq to get the interview for that corporate job.

Some good advice from @Michael Haynes above - a couple things worth calling out though:- The idea that you can't have friends or significant others and be successful is totally false- run down a list of the wealthiest and most successful people in the world, and count how many of them are single.

If you go over 200$ your setting false expectations for the market.

It's a sad sad situation, and it's getting more an more absurd.

Completely a false statement.

Someone mentioned that cigarette buds/filters are biodegradable which is false.  

It's pretty absurd.

To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent peopleand the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest criticsand endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty;To find the best in others;To leave the world a bit better, whether bya healthy child, a garden patchor a redeemed social condition;To know even one life has breathedeasier because you have lived; This is to have succeeded.