The Iron Brewery set it off in my opinion. 

Something you want your Lender to get ironed out before they sell to one or the other. 

This is ironic.

Ironically the one inquiry was upset I wasn’t charging a damage deposit which I manually applied. 

The long explanation above conveniently skipped the fact that the taxes due on $35k at exit will be higher than the taxes paid on the $35k over the 5 years if the amount was not offset by depreciation loss.It’s ironical that the only way to realize the gains without paying taxes is to die.

Lastly, be sure to look closely at the cast iron nipple coming out of the wall.

Ironically, my 2 unit is 2 SFH on one lot (you can't tell. fence in between. lot just never split).

Ironically, they reverse engineering too.

{Note:  Not to be confused with a 3-5 piece tub surround which you put up over a steel/cast iron/fibreglass tub in-lieu of tile}. 

As someone who deals with pool equipment failures, and landscaping water leaks and keeping a gas BBQ spic and span for every guest, I would highly recommend looking into condos and townhouses over SFRs.With the HOA taking care of the pool and the grounds, and with a good STR cleaning service (I can recommend one) you could manage this from afar and potentially skip paying a management company to do it for you.