Within my 1st day I put 2 duplexes under contract, 1ST DAY never even looked on the internet and researched/analyzed. 

Telling me how many you doors is just internet bravado, knowing how much primo land you have you'll be so quiet and have no needs to share.

It's better than what you'll get from most attorneys and what you'll find on the internet.

who may chase you around the internet with a digital pitchfork.

and how do I go about dealing with this.If exactly as you say, your lender is either new/inexperienced or used some version of a form found on the internet rather than have a solid, attorney drafted agreement.

Further,  I am paying for his internet.  

-How to set a strategic marketing plan for motivated sellers which includes direct mail secrets, internet marketing and bandit sign marketing.

People think they can use the internet to skip this step. 

But I’d ask your CPA if this random on the internet is right. 

You might try wholesaling, but even that is not going to be fast - find a wholesaler, go work for him for free for a couple months, soak all the knowledge you can meanwhile and read all the material you can get from internet, BP, Amazon books on the subject.