From there he wrote down everything he could conceivably find wrong in the house such as a water faucet loose on a new stainless steel sink in the kitchen. 

If their office was closed on Friday then the next conceivable day you could have given the earnest money would have been Monday, not to mention the fact that you have emails from the broker telling you "no rush".Please let us know how this works out...

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it will achieve!!!!!

You could conceivably renegotiate terms after the purchase with other affected parties (unlikely) but unilateral cancellation is not happening. 

Values up to say $150 -200k for the top of the MIDDLE Class Buyer’s criteria.I Prefer NO POOL for Rental, and if selling, usually for homes in the $150k price range or more.THAT IS OUR PERSONAL CRITERIA, and i think many others', although i could conceive that there will be other opinions which they are welcome to share with you as well.  

If there is not a conceivable course of action and none of the above steps are successful, this is the next best option.

Load it up with every conceivable cleaning supply imaginable, paint, turpentine, bleach, gas for the lawnmower, etc., most of which individually violate the clause and in the proper combinations could bring the entire house down.I have never heard of any bank or lender paying money to re-examine the title after closing to uncover all of us evil investors who learned proper asset protection or how to structure a subject to deal.

It would be too hard to define all dangerous things people might do, like picking up the lawnmower to cut the bushes, who could conceive that we needed a warning label for that.  

I can certainly understand your position as an attorney being fully exposed to everything the mind can conceive, you are well equipped to filter things for yourself, most beginners are not that well equipped by education, experience or even as to social expectations in business.

It is only with the greatest of trepidation that I can conceive ever pleading my perceived right to an abandoned property in a court of law.Judges are simply people with a mentality very much like those who post here on BP.