"We're sorry sir, but any outside food or beverage conflicts with our agreement with the state department of health in terms of possible cross contamination, and I need you to please take it out of here before we can serve our other guests at this table."

@Ross Denman thank you sir!

It's the Plumber, I've come to fix the sink.Go away you're an evil demon who can't come in.And it's the Owner, open this door and let us in sir (or ma'am)--or I will evict you into the street (that's your call, but a threat might get the door opened).No go away evil demons.I have the pass key and we are coming in (if it's allowed by law where you are) (and watch out for bullets or other aggressive behavior--practice safe showing behavior and keep your self between them and the exit door until things calm down--so you can escape more easily).And I'd be uncomfortable with the Tradesmen being in the house without being there to supervise--due to LIES about things being stolen--laptops, big screens, etc..And if they make a huge problem out of this, maybe think about replacing them and then doing the work during the turn.Just my 2 cents.I doubt they are talking to the renters parrot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Yes sir!

Yes sir market rent difference is 50-100$ per spot per unit (so i 1 car is 50 less than a 2 can and no garage is 100 less per side.

@Jared CarpenterYes sir it is. ......Also I have another post call My BRRR on steroids that has tons of detailed information that you might want to check out. 

@Joe Splitrock   Well said, sir!!

Around that area, yes sir. 

@Ron dude im sorry but you're just flat wrong Sir. 

We do like to help first-timers get going - 100% financing on purchase can make all the difference. yes sir it did. will go through you'll again