At least the law ends up supporting the main point of people being able to choose their roommates, and hopefully if someone ever does go to court for advertising their taste, they won't be punished harshly lol.

This includes disorderly conduct, public urination, unlawful possession or use of a controlled substance and so on.

In Virginia I would submit a suit for unlawful detainer to get a judgement against both the parents and the child (essentially an eviction).

America just doesn't punish White collar scammers enough to make it stop the next one. 

I've issued the 5 day pay or quit notice required by my state and have filed the unlawful detainer. 

Does one still have to file an unlawful detainer, or can one get a writ of execution immediately?

Here in California, an eviction (Unlawful Detainer) does not show up on court records for about 3 months, making it possible for jerks to find another place to live in the meantime, but have no fear, they will probably be evicted again and get caught the next time.

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The official Unlawful Detainer legal forms  are fairly intimidating, and I know the process and am confident.  

We cannot afford a lawyer and I have spoken with the Florida Bar Assoc Attorneys and he tried to explain to me that the person in our home is a squatter since they do not pay rent, any bills, don't have house keys to our home, etc and that we would need to file an unlawful detainer vs an eviction.