Even though it wasn't the answer you were looking for, it is the correct answer.

What brand on Airbnb would even have enough perceived value to make it all worthwhile?

(I even got a “top fan” icon.

My pro50 code had expired and this ones saves me even more!!!

And if you’re into marketing, knowing your way around Canva or even basic social media scheduling tools would be really helpful too.Finding a gig might take a little effort, but there are so many opportunities out there.

They won't touch it with a 10' pole unless they know you very very well and trust you even more. 

Even in a lower priced investment property, like a small SFR, what does the investor without a contingency fund do when say the ac or a furnace need replacement?  

. ($300k has to be earned to net $250k.) so you’re looking 5 years of zero vacancy and zero capex to break even.

It's likely they may even use data of SFH with similar lot and building square footage.

If the tenant is from another state, a background check cost of up to $25 may also apply (sec. 704.085).It is unclear to me if I am actually in breach of this rule by charging the tenant more than the $25 limit, even though it is through a third party.