Most use cold callers, who if they speak understandable English cost $15/ hour.  

English is obviously not my native language, so I apologize for any mistakes in advance.Date: XXXTO:XXX(property address)FROM:Tatyana XXXOwner of the house (address)resides at:XXX (my address and phone numbers)Dear Tenants,This is to notify you that starting October 14th, 2011 K. is no longer a Property Manager of the house you are leasing in according with Rental Agreement of 30th of August, 2011.Starting October 14th, 2011 all communication, payments and other issues in regards to the above stated house are going through me.If you have any questions or need any additional information please feel free to call me or e-mail me at XXXX.Thank you,Tatyana XXXI do have an eviction attorney recommended by my co-workers, no problems here.

I'm finally composing my "Bias Calculator" so I can translate from REI-ese to English.   

Purchase price: $880,000 Cash invested: $132,000 Single family residence with English basement that has full living quarters in the heart of Edgewood neighborhood in DC. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths in upper two levels.

I have done well for a year or so, then last three months, have been basically dead, except for a few leads that didn't pan out for reasons not relevant here.QUESTION- Over the past few months I have had alot of "suspicious" seeming leads- people with no reviews, who just joined, clearly not english speakers- many of whom have the same "pitch", making me think they might be bots of some sort.

So lets assume assignments are out per this new regulation (however they will still be legal and you aren't changing those English laws which have been around much longer than "long established laws that regulate the real estate industry).

@Taylor Silker   IF = the biggest word in the English language. 

I have an idea that could make you pocket you some quick dough in our tech driven info age:Develop an app for finding absentee owners using someone on Fiverr or some techie in India for cheapCall it something snazzy like "Absentee Owner Gold"Market it like crazy online and make it available on Google Play and the Apple Store and anywhere else applicable for a cheap price like $1.99 with no refunds Have customer support via email or phone only in some foreign country where english is a fourth languageTech/info driven real estate investors buy it in drovesThey open the app and a message pops up "knock on some of the neighbors doors"Frustrated customers call/email customer support and get further frustrated by the inability to communicate with foreign customer service whose english is a fourth language but they string the customer along anyway thus buying you time to make more salesKeep it up for as long as it takes to make 6 or 7 figures Close up shop and disappear

In my other life before I got into DIY landlording, I was an English teacher.

@Lori GreeneMy answer in English = NoMy answer in Spanish = NoMy answer in Pig Latin = O-nay