@Vikas GroverJust shoot a massage and we will schedule

I would like something more explicit that discourages things like psychic palm readings, private piano or belly dancing lessons, massage sessions, hair and nail services, baby sitting except for friends and family etc...(2) Late fees and other charges.

A number of things show up as a "positive" number in their portal, and without massaging the data, would appear to contribute to the "revenue" side of things.

It's a multi step plan and each step of the way it is massaging my credit profile so I just want to be smart about it without dragging everything out too much because I dont want to cut too deep into my credit or DTI because that really pumps the brakes on the next step.

I know QB can be massaged into working for flipping, but it doesn't seem ideal.

Thank youWell, I hate to go down this road, but it seems to me you're pretty much committing mortgage fraud here.If you inflate your profits, the IRS doesn't really care and will happily allow you to pay higher taxes than what you ought to.But from a lending perspective, "only deducting expenses that can later be rolled back into my income by lenders" is deliberately massaging your self employment income to qualify for a loan.  

After some research I have found Hair salons, massage places, coffee places, laundry mats, dry cleaners ( High profit from what I heard ), coin laundry's, car washes, and newly maybe subway's.My plan was to buy an existing established business based on revenue.

Good news for you cracks in granite can be fixed by filling with an acrylic but remember later you need to re-polish it otherwise the crack will remain easily visible.

http://www.ppgpaints.com/products/pure-performance...It is 100% acrylic, making it more durable than a vinyl acrylic like the Promar 200, with good coverage.  

I am more than willing to do that through a private massage or phone call.