No offense, but I think that this is a terrible idea.

No offense but it sounds like you want to hire a property manager/accountant/marketing person and pay them less than just a property manager…Keep in mind that property management, accounting, and marketing are all very different skill sets.

Finally, I understand the seller has subsequently apologized for any offense caused by the curt language you referenced in one recent email, and that they have committed to completing your property expeditiously in accordance with the contract terms.

I dislike pretensious names that want to imply that you're a big company Global Investments LLC. 

That being said the fact that they are always going on the offense to hit the landlord is more the reason to be on here (BP) and vote.

Hey Amber,This is Lamar George from Global Ras Enterprises LLC and I just ran across your post.

Don't worry about making an offer that might offend the seller...how do you know what they consider offensive? 

Arthur Voskanyan No offense but if you’re asking the whole BP those kinds of question when you’re in CA, you’ll get inaccurate responses, mostly other states will not understand what we have here.

In that case, a global cash flow analysis will be conducted by the underwriters to determine your strength as a guarantor.

I ended up owning over 200 of these homes because my west coast borrowers could not refi ..and walked. they lost all their money and I had a mess on my hands that took me a few years to clean up.. not pretty.that's the risk in this model is refi does not come through well.as lending has thawed out along with global warming its back to business as usual... but do be sure to have your take out assured.. most HML will demand it..