On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

Otherwise a typical mild recession will feel predictable, and won't be that jarring. 

Anytime there is a hand other than your own in that cookie jar expect them to get paid to have their hand there.

Or if the plumber with the gas-fitters license hooks up a gas stove, then the tenant drops a jar of seasoning back there and pulls the stove out to retrieve it and causes a leak.

Jarred, would you mind sharing with us your outcome with Wrenn/Affinity?

Every residence needs to put $200.00 clear in the jar or its not a deal for me!

um Jarred, you're kind missing the whole point.

Have a jelly bean counting contest where people can guess how many are in the jar, and have to write their contact info on a card in order to have a chance to win a prize that you provide. 

They frequently do canning, and then leave the jars of applesauce, or salsa, or whatever it happens to be all over the counter for several days.

It was $60/quart!