I also have a clause (lifted right out of Bigger Pocket's The Book on Managing Rental Properties thank-you-very-much) about anyone staying longer than 14 days is someone who needs to apply and be added to the lease if they meet the requirements etc…My worry is that the company will pay the rent, have this one person on the lease and then will cycle 'visitors' through the property essentially as a short term hotel.  

Oh man, I had 2 acres about 1 1/2 hours outside of Portland, OR and I'd catch the city folk letting their pests loose on the far driveway to my property and I'd run screaming at them like a crazy banshee.If you're going to trap your problems, to move somewhere for someone else to deal with - at least take them all the way into the middle of a national forest.  

People who intend on living in your unit will want to know about laundry), or because they scream at their kids or bicker with each other, or waste your time by showing up late or not giving you requested documents when they said they would.....just on and on. 

That can be tedious but the only way.Also ensure that your doctor or heath facilities you visit or plan to visit takes that health particular plan, before you sign up.Unfortunately, no one in either parties elected or running for office been able to fix health care in the US.

If they're screaming at their kids with filthy language while leaving me a message, if it sounds like they're drunk and calling me from a bar, if your ad says no pets and they ask if they can have their two dogs (and don't mention that they're ESAs), if they leave a voicemail every 5 minutes yelling about the fact you haven't called them back, etc. 

They threw a black bag over his head, drove him into the desert, stuffed him kicking and screaming into a small box, dropped several large prairie rattlesnakes in there with him, locked him up with the snakes inside and left him there.

There is a good chance this tenant will resist moving - and may use every trick in the book to delay that at your expense - because they are getting such a screaming deal at your property.You are wise to systemetize your rent collection. 

The minute they crack the door, he chops the head off the chicken, screams "Baphomet!!!"

The kids scream, Karen runs, and I go to look for the broom, but by the time I had my weapon the mouse had hid somewhere in our master bedroom.

I remember shaking the little guy at three in the morning and screaming STFU!!!!